In a democracy, everyone deserves to be represented in government. It was Richard Nixon’s vice president, Spiro Agnew, who pointed out, for example, that mediocre people deserve representation in Washington. It turned out that Spiro Agnew did not rise to the level of mediocrity, but he had the right idea. Every type of person deserves a turn at the helm of the ship of state.
The left-wing liberal Democrats have been making a big deal lately of the fact that Donald Trump is an insane lying thug. Who cares? It is high time that those of us who live on the wrong side of the law, are not quite right in the head, and have a proclivity to prevarication have one of our own in the White House.
Yes, Donald Trump is a liar, a crook, a nutjob, and an incompetent. In other words, he’s exactly like me. I and the rest of the 40 percent of Americans who continue to support Trump do not care about those things. In fact, it makes him more attractive, because it proves that he is just like us.
One of the best things Trump did was to fire that slimy FBI guy, James Comey for refusing to swear loyalty to Donald Trump. Comey was getting too close to getting his hands on the video that Vladimir Putin had made of Donald Trump taking a golden shower on a visit to Moscow. If that video is ever made public, it will shock those straight-laced, egotistical liberals who think there is something wrong with a president getting urinated on. Hell, we Bible-thumping, conservative Christians pee all over each other all of the time. What’s wrong with that?
Intelligent, well-mannered, honest left-wing liberals had their turn in the White House with Barack Obama. Now it’s our turn! We God-fearing crooks of the superior white race have been on the outside for far too long. Finally, we have power, and we’re going to keep it while our president continues to enjoy his labial contact with Vladimir Putin’s inter-gluteal cleft. (Don’t ask me what that means; I plagiarized it from a liberal website.)
Incidentally, if you’re a God-fearing Christian conservative like me, you may enjoy reading my biography. Click on the Running for President cover image in the left sidebar for more information.